Reading the Comics, October 25, 2018: How To Save Your Tangled Earbuds Edition

The Playful Mathematics Education Blog Carnival has moved on! My successor, edition number 122, is at, with another mixture of the amusing, the informative, and the educational. Do please enjoy. Now on to filling out last week’s comic strips.

Brian Fies’s The Last Mechanical Monster for the 24th is a repeat. I included it last October, when I first saw it on GoComics. Still, the equations in it are right, for ballistic flight. Ballistic means that something gets an initial velocity in a particular direction and then travels without any further impulse. Just gravity. It’s a pretty good description for any system where acceleration’s done for very brief times. So, things fired from guns. Rockets, which typically have thrust for a tiny slice of their whole journey and coast the rest of the time. Anything that gets dropped. Or, as in here, a mad scientist training his robot to smash his way through a bank, and getting flung so.

Mad Scientist, tossed in the air by a rampaging robot: 'I realized my error the moment I uttered it. A ballistic arc is described by d = v cos(theta)/g (v sin(theta) + sqrt((v sin(theta))^2 + 2 g y_0)). Estimating initial velocity and angle and solving for t = d/(v cos(theta)) I'll hit the ground in about one and one-quarter seconds.
Brian Fies’s The Last Mechanical Monster rerun for the 24th of October, 2018. It’s also appeared the 4th of October, 2017.

The symbols in the equations are not officially standardized. But they might as well be. ‘v’ here means the speed that something’s tossed into the air. It really wants to be ‘velocity’, but velocity, in the trades, carries with it directional information. And here that’s buried in ‘θ’, the angle with respect to vertical that the thing starts flight in. ‘g’ is the acceleration of gravity, near enough constant if you don’t travel any great distance over the surface of the Earth. ‘y0‘ is the height from which the thing started to fly. And so then ‘d’ becomes the distance travelled, while ‘t’ is the time it takes to travel. I’m impressed the mad scientist (the one from the original Superman cartoon, in 1941; Fies wrote a graphic novel about that man after his release from jail in the present day.)

2, speaking to a bouncer and pointing to the '1 +' to its (stage) left: 'Name's Deuce, I'm on the list. This is my plus-one.'
Dan Thompson’s Brevity for the 24th of October, 2018. I understand why sensibly the ‘2’ would be the character nearest the bouncer. But wouldn’t the joke read better if ‘2’ were on the left, so the panel read 2 + 1?

Dan Thompson’s Brevity for the 24th is the anthropomorphic numerals joke for this essay.

Greg Cravens’s Hubris! for the 24th jokes about the dangers of tangled earbuds. For once, mathematics can help! There’s even a whole field of mathematics about this. Not earbuds specifically, but about knots. It’s called knot theory. I trust field was named by someone caught by surprise by the question. A knot, in this context, is made of a loop of thread that’s assumed to be infinitely elastic, so you can always stretch it out or twist it around some. And it’s frictionless, so you can slide the surface against itself without resistance. And you can push it along an end. These are properties that real-world materials rarely have.

Alien: 'Listen, I have this ultra high wave emitter I've been using to hobble the other teams but it's quit working.' Computer Repair Guy: 'let me see ... hang on, not a software issue, ah, hey, here's your issue. All fixed! $50.' Alien: 'Great! Hey, I also have these ear buds that tangle up so badly that ... ' Repair Guy: 'Yi-i-i-kes. Nothing to be done. Toss 'em.'
Greg Cravens’s Hubris! for the 24th of October, 2018. So this is all happening in the midst of a sports festival, which is why there’s a Grey alien in Charlie Brown outfit. It’s a bit of a weird comic, but I like it.

But. They can be close enough. And knot theory tells us some great, useful stuff. Among them: your earbuds are never truly knotted. To be a knot at all, the string has to loop back and join itself. That is, it has to be like a rubber band, or maybe an infinity scarf. If it’s got loose ends, it’s no knot. It’s topologically just a straight thread with some twists made in the surface. They can come loose.

All that holds these earbuds together is the friction of the wires against each other. (That the earbud wire splits into a left and a right bud doesn’t matter, here.) They can be loosened. Let me share how.

My love owns, among other things, a marionette dragon. And once, despite it being stored properly, the threads for it got tangled, and those things are impossible to untangle on purpose. I, having had one (1) whole semester of knot theory in grad school, knew an answer. I held the marionette upside-down, by the dragon. The tangled wires and the crossed sticks that control it hung loose underneath. And then shook the puppet around. This made the wires, and the sticks, shake around. They untangled, quickly.

What held the marionette strings, and what holds earbuds, together, is just friction. It’s hard to make the wire slide loosely against itself. Shaking it around, though? That gives it some energy. That gives the wire some play. And here we have one of the handful of cases where entropy does something useful for us. There’s a limit to how tightly a wire can loop around itself. There’s no limit to how loosely it can go. Little, regular, random shakes will tend to loosen the wire. When it’s loose enough, it untangles naturally.

You can help this along. We all know how. Use a pen-point or a toothpick a needle to pry some of the wires apart. That makes the “knot” easier to remove. This works by the same principle. If you reduce how much the wire contacts itself, you reduce the friction on the wire. The wire can slide more easily into the un-knot that it truly is. The comic’s tech support guy gave up too easily.

Horace counting sheep in bed: MMCMXCVIII. MMCMXCIX. MMM (it's a cake rather than a sheep.)
Samson’s Dark Side of the Horse for the 25th of October, 2018. Better than working on Collatz conjectures in your head, anyway. 27 is a heck of a number to start from.

Samson’s Dark Side of the Horse for the 25th is the Roman numerals joke for this essay. And a cute bit about coincidences between what you can spell out with Roman numerals and sounds people might make. Writing out calculations evokes peculiar, magical prowess. When they include, however obliquely, words? Or parts of words? Can’t blame people for seeing the supernatural in it.

I can’t promise that every one of these Reading the Comics posts will be able to solve your minor problems. But if you want to try, you can read them here. The other essays mentioning The Last Mechanical Monster are at this link. Essays discussing ideas brought up by Brevity are at this link. Essays discussing Hubris will be at this link. It’s a new tag, though, so there’s only this post on it right now. Posts featuring Dark Side Of The Horse should be at link. And I do continue posting my Fall 2018 Mathematics A-To-Z, which is open for requests for more of the alphabet this week. Thanks for reading and thanks for making suggestions.